What's the cure for a sick pen? Comments? Critiques? Blank Stares?
Pen Vomit
by Koye Lott
My pen has a fever...
and this causing him to spill his guts
all over this nice blank screen
That someone just cleaned
and dressed in its Sunday best...
My pen sees ink spots before its eye
like a deranged cyclops
with hiccups and no insurance...
a case of the runs
Who's going to clean that up?
Fully sick Dude! Love it! (I thought I would never say this but....) Long may your pen puke!
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