Men: Would you accept this as a "dude to dude" gift?
A truck pulls up with your gift. After unloading and unwrapping, you find a lumber cannon "like on Time Warp". This cannon, complete with a lifetime warranty and free supplies, would fire a pressure treated 16-foot 6"x6" a quarter of a mile with a 95% accuracy rate.
Think of the fun. The possibilities would be endless!
Ladies: Possible $20K stocking stuffer idea
Pimp-slap poll: Survivor Man •OR• Mike Rowe from "Dirty Jobs"?
nah. Thas not my style.
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