Scales Lumber

Is this familiar with you?

'Twas the month after Christmas,

and all through the house

Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.

The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste

At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.

When I got on the scales there arose such a number!

When I walked to the store

(less a walk than a lumber).

I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;

The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,

The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese

And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."

As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt

And prepared once again to do battle with dirt---

I said to myself, as I only can

"You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"

So--away with the last of the sour cream dip,

Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip

Every last bit of food that I like must be banished

"Till all the additional ounces have vanished

I won't have a cookie,

Not even a lick!

I'll want only to chew,

On a celery stick!

I won't have hot biscuits,

Or corn bread or pie,

I'll munch on a carrot,

And quietly cry.

I'm hungry...I'm lonesome...and life is a bore!

But isn't that what January is for?

Unable to giggle,

No longer a riot!

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL,

AND TO ALL A GOOD DIET!

This is the second half!!
I always wondered who wrote this!

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