I accidentally caught my penis tip between the toilet seat and the bowl...?
and crushed it! Now when I get hard it's all bent like a mashed walnut. How can I get it to revert back to it's original shape!!?? Please, my girlfriend will be coming home from her trip and I don't want her to see it and get scared!
Put some bubblegum on the tip, she won't notice at all !
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