How many times should you have died?
1) Playing on a tip and nearly slipped off the cliff into the sea
2) Misbalanced a blank of wood and should have snapped my neck
3) stood on a windowsill and slipped again should have snapped my neck
4) Played with an explosive charge thinking it was dead when it wasn't.
5) Same as 4) but this time it was a mortar shell
6) doing a handstand, drunk, in London and falling infront of a double decker bus
7) about 4 tonnes of toilet seats once fell on me
amoebic dysentary in Morocco
9) ecstasy overdose on my 28th birthday (never touched it since)
10) thankfully failed overdose attempt over a failed relationship.
to name but a few...
1) used a 10 foot pile of dirt as a bike ramp and landed on my head and cracked my C4 vertabrae.
2) My brother aimed a 20 guage shotgun at my face and said it wasn't loaded. Pointed it at the ground, pulled the trigger and hit the puddle next to me and the richochet hit the house across the street.
3) Took 18 ephedra pills (before the ban) and mountain dew on several occasions.
4) Took 12 ritalin pills that a friend gave me.
5) Ate a whole bottle of Flintstone vitamins w/iron when I was 4 years old. If you know anything about iron and toddlers it is very deadly.
6) Got caught in the middle of two tornadoes when I was 21
7) Drank two hundred ounces of beer and sped my car up to 90 miles per hour jumped an intersection and lost control of my 2001 Ford focus and totalled it. The force from the impact broke the seat welds and the spare tire in the trunk kept the gas tank from exploding. Was not wearing a seat belt and the airbag did not go off.
My family left my grandparent's house on Christmas eve 1980 and we were t-boned by a drunk driver on my side. Thank goodness for the 2 ton oldsmobile we were in.
9) Flew back from Florida (Funjet) in 1996 around the same time a sister plane from the fleet exploded over the everglades. Our plane had metallurgic fractures on both wings.
10) Drank 22 shots of vodka in 1/2 hour my senior year of highschool.
11) Hopped on my bike near beloit college, took the steepest hill in the area and got my bike up to 20+ miles per hour and wiped out and landed on my head right in front of traffic.
12) The floods of 1992/1993 I jumped into the creek near my childhood home. The creek was 22 feet over its banks and the current was extremely strong. I was at the creeks mercy and finally got pushed out of the current about two miles down.
13) Worked at a bowling alley when I was in highschool and thought I turned off the pin return deck. When I pulled the jammed pin out I got pulled into the machine and pinned. That hurt.
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